McDonald’s

McDonald’s : Conversely, their food is not fit for pigs, but their dining rooms are usually clean, and their employees don’t look like they’re wearing a house arrest ankle bracelet under their petroleum-based uniforms. Consequently, I find myself eating there more often than I should. (I always leave muttering, “Never again…”) All the kids running around make it seem a little more wholesome than it really is, I suspect, and it is a pretty good place to expel urine during a long car trip — I wonder if they’ve ever done any studies to find out how much of their sales are piss-driven? One step up from a last resort, but still McNasty. The “plus” is for their awesome fries… and their janitorial staff.